Come Laugh With Us
The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed - Nicolas Chamfort.
§ “One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.” -Judith Viors
§ "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
§ "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield
§ “The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow
§ “They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West
§ “Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”
§ “I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” -Lewis Grizzard
§ "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." -Agatha Christie
§ "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." -Groucho Marx
§ “When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.” -Prince Philip
§ “Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.” -Unknown
§ “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” -Henny Youngman
§ "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."